{"product_id":"mug-shot","title":"Mug Shot","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMUG SHOT 🎃☕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePumpkin • Buttercream • Espresso • Cinnamon Sugar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚨 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUNDER ARREST FOR SMELLING SO DELICIOUS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🚨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMug Shot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e—the fall candle with a record. 😏\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCreamy pumpkin gets booked with fluffy buttercream, a shot of rich espresso, and a dusting of cinnamon sugar. The result? Warm, sweet, caffeinated fall goodness that smells suspiciously like you’ve been baking while making fancy coffee all morning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE CHARGES:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎃 Possession of Pumpkin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e☕ Excessive Espresso\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧁 Intent to Distribute Buttercream\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🤎 Reckless Use of Cinnamon Sugar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE VERDICT:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Guilty of making your entire house smell incredible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHY YOU’LL LOVE IT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 8.5 oz candle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Hand-poured in Pennsylvania\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Small-batch crafted\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Cozy bakery + coffeehouse fragrance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Perfect for crisp mornings, oversized hoodies \u0026amp; questionable amounts of caffeine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMUG SHOT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnder arrest for smelling so delicious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Iron Lux","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":60141549518929,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/9702\/3313\/files\/7F449008-90DC-4C74-A30D-A6EA2FDE4429.jpg?v=1787540194","url":"https:\/\/bb115e-0b.myshopify.com\/products\/mug-shot","provider":"Iron Lux","version":"1.0","type":"link"}